Highest Tipped

$11,091
SNATCH ROCK N ROLL LOUNGE
#24 7400 Mcleod Trail
Calgary, Alberta
Phone (403) 255-4646
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Description

I'm not sure how they do it but Outlaws serves up some of the most slamming waitresses and bartenders SHW has seen. They've got a stage to show case them and these girls aren't affraid to bring the he ... read more at.

Hot Waitress - $11,091

$1 tip $5 tip $10 tip

Comments:



Anonymous : I gave her $69

DangerousDuramax : WOW!!! I'll be paying a visit tonight. Too bad I'm only going to be here for two days.

bar-banger : been their done her, and still have the smile to prove it!!!

Rem : I would sell my soul to the devil himself for one night of concentual sex with this girl

shaq : its quite hard working with only one hand.........O CANADA, I LOVE YOU SO.

Darcy : I'd give her the whole thing a few times.

thanks : milk does do the body good

Crude_Rude : TIP HER!! Hell, I'd give her the whole thing!!!

Pete : Email me if you're ever in Australia. I'll show you around. You are honestly, just absolutely gorgeous.

Ralph : I wish there was a site for me to look at men!

Red : I wish there was a site for me to look at men!

ozzy : Its been 3 years since i been in Calgary, miss it alot...anyone have a couch they can lend for a week....

stan : Gonna make sure i go out of my way to get to Calgary next time im over! No matter how long its gonna take to drive!!

her boyfriend : aren't you all jealous?
me(_)_)IIIIIIIIIID~~~:)her

Dean : i agree with roger!!!!!

Derick : some of the comments these guys say are cheesy

Dave : Those are some lovely bazooms.

B : muy bueno!!!

Slim : Here let me help you with that bottle opener.

phunboy69 : oh my god i would stay at the bar

Plasmide : I thought calgary was boring and flat... well i was wrong

sharkb8 : You should be ashamed of yourself. You crashed my browser.

hype : oh sweet honey your preatty even than my girl friend ;)

Irish Gent : If the waitresses looked half as good as this back home, then I'd still be there. Yep, she is one pretty awesome babe.

eric : where's the money shot

danny : dear santa, i'd like to be a bud light bottle for christmas

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